A: Lets have Loh Shee Fun.
B: You are so racist!!!
A: What???
B: Ya mannn…..How can you say that?
A: But..but...I do want to eat Loh Shee Fun. You can eat whatever you all want ok?
B: Ahh..but you mentioned Loh Shee Fun didn’t you? That reflects your mindset!
A: Wow o..ok..ok…lets have pizza then.
B: Cheezh! Now you are worse..penjajah mentality!
A: Hello..pizza is Italian, not British!
B: doesn’t matter..they aare orang putih food.
C tried to mediate between his friends.
C: Guys. Guys relax. Its just food. Can we just see that Loh Shee Fun is food first and Chinese origin second? Pizza is food first and Italian origin second?
B; Ok A..tell me. To you..is Loh Shee Fun Food first or Chinese First?
A: Er…well…it is Chinese food?
B: See you are a bigoted racist! Why cannot you say it is food of Chinese origin? Why do you say Chinese first, then food - Chinese Food??
C: Guys..can I suggest….
Both A and B snapped at him and said together:
A & B: C, you stay out of this. You are a liberalist with no Asian values!
Peace!
Salam Bro. Jay,
ReplyDeleteIni kisah bebeno.
2 best friends, one a malay and the other an indian, went inside a restaurant selling variety of local food. Waiter, a malay, came to take the order and ask the indian friend first:
Waiter: Aney...mau makan apa ? tosai ada..wadey ada..roti canai ada...putu mayom ada..semua ada..!
Indian friend: Soto satu...dgn perkedil..sambal letak tepi !
Then same waiter went to malay friend:
Waiter: Abang..nak makan ape ? Soto ade...bihun sup ade..nasi lemak ade...nasi impit ade...semua ade !
Malay friend: Kasi tosey satu..kasi garing..dal sama catni taruh lebeh...wadey due !
Waiter: (Face blurr.....!)
Sapa racist ni..........
jon pour do care,
ReplyDeletethat's a gem !